We tried. We REALLY tried to get through the show without wang jokes. But, with Paul on the couch… well… we tried. But with the torrent comes all geek joy you can shake a pink limpy at. We cover such diverse topics as the highest paid actor is younger than you, smelling like Bruno, Prince says… Continue reading Couchcast 58 – Pink Limpy
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Couchcast 57- But Archie, I gotta Work the Pole!
More fun than shoving a Zebra Cake down your gullet, The Ugly Couch Show Couchcast is here for all your nutritional needs. We’ll feed you with classic arcade cabinets, the big Steam sale, Final Dimension 5nal Destination, Mafia Wars, Debbie Gibson vs. Tiffany vs. Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus, Pattinson the Impaler, Trolls 3, Myers… Continue reading Couchcast 57- But Archie, I gotta Work the Pole!
Couchcast 56 – Walk Without Rhythm…
Welcome to the Couchcast where you can have it your way… but don’t get crazy. Our way is inventing new burgers for In and Out Burger, digital license plates, Burger Box, fake iPads, having it your way at SYFY, government pork vs. unicorn, TARDIS for tuppence, Avatar xxx 3D, The Weirding Way, sci-fi prop docs,… Continue reading Couchcast 56 – Walk Without Rhythm…
Couchcast 55 – Wiener Games E3
All the boys are back plus one as Deb joins us on this E3 extravaganza. But that’s not all that happened in this Week in Geek as we talk about Keanu Reeves Day, Indy Jones BS, Extra Twilight, Laser Tag apps, Cageflix, Rockband 3, Kinect and it’s games library, new price points, Castlevania, Twisted Starfox,… Continue reading Couchcast 55 – Wiener Games E3
Couchcast 54 – 3D Porn – In Your Face – WANG!
Lord, help us. He’s returned. Barry is back from his wiener tour of England and regales us with tales of wit and revelry. Actually, just tales about ignoring everything else in favor of drinking whiskey from the tap. But that’s hardly all. We also talk about the Unsinkable 3D Cameron, 3D porn, Kardashian Raiders, those… Continue reading Couchcast 54 – 3D Porn – In Your Face – WANG!
Couchcast 53 – Pokin’ the Vagina Bug
Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition and by “ammunition” I mean “the funny”. In this geektastic week we discuss perishable celebrities, good riddance to Tappert rubbish, Cheezburger Night in Seattle (I can has foul ball concussion?), Turtles fished from the Bay, the lack of need for more Alias, Metal Health will drive you to… Continue reading Couchcast 53 – Pokin’ the Vagina Bug
Couchcast 52 – Aged to Deadly Perfection
It’s Towel Day. Are you a person who really knows where your towel is? In this Ugly little Couchcast we discover many things about the world and ourselves. We learn about the MacGyver movie, why Bruckheimer can’t keep his space junk off the screen, why James Franco has gone ape-shit, why a bad spill will… Continue reading Couchcast 52 – Aged to Deadly Perfection
CouchCast 51: Pedo Makes Robot For Gay Son
Sorry for the LOST week, yet all is not LOST as you will hear in this week’s show. Barry is on his “Wiener Tour of England” but we manage to get by with out him as he goes to bang some mash. This week we talk about the Roller Coaster Tycoon movie, Universal Soldier 4,… Continue reading CouchCast 51: Pedo Makes Robot For Gay Son
RPG Heroes are Assholes
This just about sums it up. Unless, you’re later release Final Fantasy. Then just add brooding. -Torgo
Can You Read My Mind?
Yes. Events beyond our control have prevented us from doing a Couchcast this week. Franky, I needed the break. Plus, It gave me a chance to go see Avatar which was teh awesome. I assure you that next week we will be returning with a whole new couchcast with all the “Week in Geek” tomfoolery… Continue reading Can You Read My Mind?