Geek Shock 98 – Science Fairy

Posted on | May 18, 2011 | 1 Comment

What can I say? We thrive on chaos and that’s what you get this week as we talk about all the new geek news like SpiderDark II, Akira, the Bay Challenge, too much Gaga, Sony’s sorry, smart kids, why the bees are going away, Trickster, V for Vunder Voman, seeing the Tower, new shows, science fairs, and shows we won’t get to see. So put that gift under the pillow for the Science Fairy. It’s time for a Geek Shock.

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Geek Shock 83 – Die In A Pie

Posted on | January 26, 2011 | 2 Comments

What if a natural 20 is a tale you spin at the inn? What if all you know is 1’s but you don’t know binary? What if the TPK (Total Party Kill) is constantly your fault? What if your dice hate you? Then you must cleanse them. But how? We explore this very important ponderance as well as other topics like “No rush to blame shift”, Wondering Woman, Steam-punk Palin, Bane rises, Wizard lock, Jeff hates apple…still, Pac-toon, Smith gets daring, Bus stop represent, lion tacos, Comics Code Authority no more, big jalapenos, Avatar for UNICEF, Money Machine, Evil Deader, Black Panther: the documentary(?), poor Borders and a full list of the 1954 Comics Code Authority rules. So bake your die in a pie. It’s Geek Shock

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Geek Shock 70 – I’ve Got NUMLOCK!

Posted on | October 6, 2010 | No Comments

Oh, it’s horrible. So many ugly things happened in the world of Geekdom. Our News You Don’t Give a S*#t about section is full, FULL! But we won’t let it get our spirits down once you get us off the street. Because, when life gives you lemons, you chuck ‘em at other people and that’s what you get in this week’s Geek Shock; Lemons with NUMLOCK! Enjoy. Warning, NUMLOCK is contagious. If you encounter anyone with NUMLOCK contact your local health provider for immediate sterilization. Not kidding. NUMLOCK is serious.

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Couchcast 53 – Pokin’ the Vagina Bug

Posted on | June 2, 2010 | 1 Comment

Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition and by “ammunition” I mean “the funny”. In this geektastic week we discuss perishable celebrities, good riddance to Tappert rubbish, Cheezburger Night in Seattle (I can has foul ball concussion?), Turtles fished from the Bay, the lack of need for more Alias, Metal Health will drive you to the hospital, Paul cranks the Bernie Higgins, Logan’s Run takes another lap, one hobbit leaves The Hobbit, A man in black helps a man in blue, Apples that refuse to play in the Amazon, DC cartoons, one less Joker in the world, a year without Iron Man, SyFy stir-fry, FREE DINOSAUR!!!, countdown to Judgement Day, smart criminals get an extra year for being smart, the phone number from hell…HELL, the lack of window in your google, and Virgin gamers. Oh, and a very stinky Mumra answers your questions.

The Big List: Sci-Fi Soldiers We Should Salute on Memorial Day.

All this and vagina bugs on an all new COUCHCAST!

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