Geek Shock 87 – A Statue to OUR God.

Posted on | February 23, 2011 | No Comments

Detroit has it’s protector. New York has a grip of ‘em. When do we get our protector, huh? HUH? Well…till we do, here’s some geek news for you like smell-o-rama 2.0, Preacher is dead to me, kissing to improve your gamerscore, Spider-Man Smackdown, Smithsonian disagrees with Ebert, King of Kongless Kong, Dell Dumb, we can rebuild him…out of bronze, McDuffie McExits, Fringe of the cusp, Telltale tell all, R v Z, and Iron Man 3: The Black Edition. All this plus a big ‘ol honkin’ list as Geek Shock gets ready to protect and serve.

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Geek Shock 70 – I’ve Got NUMLOCK!

Posted on | October 6, 2010 | No Comments

Oh, it’s horrible. So many ugly things happened in the world of Geekdom. Our News You Don’t Give a S*#t about section is full, FULL! But we won’t let it get our spirits down once you get us off the street. Because, when life gives you lemons, you chuck ‘em at other people and that’s what you get in this week’s Geek Shock; Lemons with NUMLOCK! Enjoy. Warning, NUMLOCK is contagious. If you encounter anyone with NUMLOCK contact your local health provider for immediate sterilization. Not kidding. NUMLOCK is serious.

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Couchcast 58 – Pink Limpy

Posted on | July 7, 2010 | 1 Comment

We tried. We REALLY tried to get through the show without wang jokes. But, with Paul on the couch… well… we tried. But with the torrent comes all geek joy you can shake a pink limpy at. We cover such diverse topics as the highest paid actor is younger than you, smelling like Bruno, Prince says something stupid… again, Titanic-eyed peas, Pee-Wee Apatow, Futurama…FROM THE FUTURE, Hulu-Plus for less, Video Games Live Tour paid for by viewers like you, Twilight finally kills somebody, the Demented web, Wicked Lasers, Sulu sex, Spidercat, place your bets on Who, Iron Sky, unregulated Free Enterprise, Smith’s List, the Last Weiniebender, BP: the Home Game, Ebert comes clean, Bieber’s Blooper, and Mumra. A very annoyed Mumra.

The Big List: Top 10 Strangest Museums Ever

BTW. You can’t have rubberwang.com . We own it now. And it is glorious.

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Couchcast 54 – 3D Porn – In Your Face – WANG!

Posted on | June 9, 2010 | No Comments

Lord, help us. He’s returned. Barry is back from his wiener tour of England and regales us with tales of wit and revelry. Actually, just tales about ignoring everything else in favor of drinking whiskey from the tap. But that’s hardly all. We also talk about the Unsinkable 3D Cameron, 3D porn, Kardashian Raiders, those damn violent educational games, Harrison putting on the fedora one last time, The worst extended fiction novel ever, Shreck can give you cancer, upcoming Comic-Con panels, Keanu Reeves Day, Torchwood’s gettin’ sexier, Best Doctor Who companions, Our new captain of the dance team: Spiderman, FastForward fans blackout and this time on purpose, multi-colored lion robots, digital comics, Vader diagnosed, Superhero strong-arm tactics punishable under the law, Carpenter’s long awaited return, Portal 2 Event cancelled at E3, Thundercat Ho’s, and the fact that you’ve been paying too much for your Fellowship.

The Big List: Sci-Fi Wire’s Hot, Creepy, or Weird Sci-Fi Creatures Humans Have Had Sex With.

Oh, and we think that Paul and Mum-ra are doing it. Seriously.

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