Geek Shock 90 – Paul Cheats on Barry

Posted on | March 16, 2011 | No Comments

What would happen if Paul and Barry dated? This is a question for the ages and we answer it here on this week’s Geek Shock. There was so much news that we had to forgo the Big List this week. What news you ask? Well, my good fellow, we talk about a continued turning off of the dark, Rovio misinformed-o, Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Massacre, a Dare to re-Devil, Archie Babies, Munchkin Axe Cop, Batman sex, magic stamps, geek trading cards, Microsoft Hack Points, Chrome of steel, Discworld TV, goodbye yellow sub, the Monkey King, Punisher IV, Dark Tower IV.V, awesome Deadpool, Torchlight win, Kinect win, Australia lose, Pacific Rim (job), Ubisoft rocks, and ESRB sheds some light. Listen as Paul gets it under the table. Or behind a woodshed. Or something.

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Geek Shock 76 – JesusCraft

Posted on | December 8, 2010 | No Comments

In the olden days they would melt the golden calf and pour it down the heathen’s throat and that’s what we do on this week’s Shock. Not really. We talk geek news. Awesomely. This weeks show goes into biblical detail about JesusCraft, Whed-no, putting your ashes in your favorite president, why AT&T officially blows, R18+, dirty vuvuzelas, the glory of Baba Yetu, Korean curfew, canned unicorn meat, super PS3, Alien eventually, one-face, Arsenic and old lake, and the top 9 failures of this generation of video game consoles. So grab a glass of molten gold. It’s time to get Geek Shocked.

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Geek Shock 68 – Ten Pound Pizza

Posted on | September 22, 2010 | No Comments

OMG! Did you hear about the time that 80’s Jeff and his friend tried to eat a ten pound pizza in 45 minutes? Well, you will on this week’s Geek Shock. Besides 80’s gastrointestinal issues, you will also learn how not to do cut scenes, how to smell like a book, How to improve the sales of your waning Archie brand, How to screw the people who already overpaid for your processor, how to get Alyssa Milano to be your friend (for 90 days), How DC comics got their movie groove back, How to diversify your zoo, how to waste even more time on WOW, How to embrace your knighthood, How to reason with the Supreme Court, When to buy your used games (answer: quickly, before you can’t anymore), how to buy a Stargate, How to spin your Deadpool, and when to say goodbye to an old friend. That’s a lotta learnin’ and that’s just the kind of resume-pumping information you get on this week’s GEEK SHOCK.

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CouchCast 35 – Make George Stop

Posted on | January 20, 2010 | No Comments

CouchCast 35 is a blathering, spiteful call for attention. We discuss Avatar porn, stateside Torchwood in development from Fox, Spider-Man trilogy reboot, George Lucas ruining Star Wars again with 3-D, Push TV series, Jurassic Park 4, the end of Marvel’s Siege and Marvel Avengers titles, Marvel’s Siege #3 Deadpool variant offer, Hawaii Five-O reboot, Hellgate: London, Star Trek tie-in novels, Brian Bendis’ Powers TV series, Game of Thrones on HBO, Top US game console titles, and more.

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