Couchcast 56 – Walk Without Rhythm…

Posted on | June 23, 2010 | No Comments

Welcome to the Couchcast where you can have it your way… but don’t get crazy. Our way is inventing new burgers for In and Out Burger, digital license plates, Burger Box, fake iPads, having it your way at SYFY, government pork vs. unicorn, TARDIS for tuppence, Avatar xxx 3D, The Weirding Way, sci-fi prop docs, Shatner talking about Shatner in a film about Shatner directed by Shatner and produced by Shatner, The Boys are back in town, Strange is back in town, Tron toys, comics go big box, the red dot of death postponement, Lieberman just doesn’t get it, the deep philosophy of munching dot, family box, Jack knows you, with a side of puzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzle. Oh yeah. Mum-ra.

Big List: Top 10 People Who Give Video Games a Bad Name

And one person who gives LOVE a bad name. (Hint: it’s you.)

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Couchcast 53 – Pokin’ the Vagina Bug

Posted on | June 2, 2010 | 1 Comment

Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition and by “ammunition” I mean “the funny”. In this geektastic week we discuss perishable celebrities, good riddance to Tappert rubbish, Cheezburger Night in Seattle (I can has foul ball concussion?), Turtles fished from the Bay, the lack of need for more Alias, Metal Health will drive you to the hospital, Paul cranks the Bernie Higgins, Logan’s Run takes another lap, one hobbit leaves The Hobbit, A man in black helps a man in blue, Apples that refuse to play in the Amazon, DC cartoons, one less Joker in the world, a year without Iron Man, SyFy stir-fry, FREE DINOSAUR!!!, countdown to Judgement Day, smart criminals get an extra year for being smart, the phone number from hell…HELL, the lack of window in your google, and Virgin gamers. Oh, and a very stinky Mumra answers your questions.

The Big List: Sci-Fi Soldiers We Should Salute on Memorial Day.

All this and vagina bugs on an all new COUCHCAST!

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Couchcast 52 – Aged to Deadly Perfection

Posted on | May 26, 2010 | No Comments

It’s Towel Day. Are you a person who really knows where your towel is? In this Ugly little Couchcast we discover many things about the world and ourselves. We learn about the MacGyver movie, why Bruckheimer can’t keep his space junk off the screen, why James Franco has gone ape-shit, why a bad spill will be cleaned up by a worse movie, how to buy a horror landmark, the Mass Effect movie, how Zombie Meat is made (hint: it’s aged to deadly perfection…in the graveyard), big-assed elevators for small asses, the end of Smallville, The rise of the REAL Transformers, missing Thundercats Scribes, Ninja rescues, LARP: the Theme Park, piano in Rockband 3, synthetic life becomes a reality, good riddance to Fox rubbish, video games help you to defeat Freddy Kruger, twenty dollar movies, Andy Serkis mo-clown college, expensive Tron games, Sinatra bio-pics, Fire and Ice in the hands of a master, Mumra, and much more.

Big List: Top 10 Politically Charged Comics.

Come join us. Won’t you? Thank you.

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CouchCast 47: Dear Mumm-Ra…

Posted on | April 15, 2010 | No Comments

CouchCast 47 is a scandalous wench of ill repute, covered in the foul discharge of a thousand murderers. We talk about the star trek the experience prop sale in las vegas, how chad boutte is a douchebag, pinball hall of fame broken into, planet of the apes movie, tim burton, nintendo, pokemon black and white, starcraft match fixing and illegal betting in korea, the green lantern movie costume, stupidfight for twitter, atm thefts, nicoderm stopsmokeski, how we live in a big wormhole, chris hu’s house burns down, star trek live at the kennedy space center, ted movie by seth mcfarlane, masters of the universe movie, unemployed skeletor, joss whedon directs the avengers movie, aliens in our midst, cowboys and aliens, open graves, open minds: vampires in modern culture, lord of the rings blu-ray trashed on amazon, and of course the big list: he-man’s most mind blowing feats of strength and insanity (courtesy of toplessrobot.com).

And making his podcasting debut, its Mumm-Ra the Ever-Living, scourge of third earth and sworn enemy of the Thundercats, in his new feature: “Dear Mumm-Ra”. Mumm-Ra will offer advice on any topic you’d like to write him about, including dating, marriage, careers, finance, household tips, lawn care, and more!

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