Couchcast 54 – 3D Porn – In Your Face – WANG!

Posted on | June 9, 2010 | No Comments

Lord, help us. He’s returned. Barry is back from his wiener tour of England and regales us with tales of wit and revelry. Actually, just tales about ignoring everything else in favor of drinking whiskey from the tap. But that’s hardly all. We also talk about the Unsinkable 3D Cameron, 3D porn, Kardashian Raiders, those damn violent educational games, Harrison putting on the fedora one last time, The worst extended fiction novel ever, Shreck can give you cancer, upcoming Comic-Con panels, Keanu Reeves Day, Torchwood’s gettin’ sexier, Best Doctor Who companions, Our new captain of the dance team: Spiderman, FastForward fans blackout and this time on purpose, multi-colored lion robots, digital comics, Vader diagnosed, Superhero strong-arm tactics punishable under the law, Carpenter’s long awaited return, Portal 2 Event cancelled at E3, Thundercat Ho’s, and the fact that you’ve been paying too much for your Fellowship.

The Big List: Sci-Fi Wire’s Hot, Creepy, or Weird Sci-Fi Creatures Humans Have Had Sex With.

Oh, and we think that Paul and Mum-ra are doing it. Seriously.

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Couchcast 53 – Pokin’ the Vagina Bug

Posted on | June 2, 2010 | 1 Comment

Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition and by “ammunition” I mean “the funny”. In this geektastic week we discuss perishable celebrities, good riddance to Tappert rubbish, Cheezburger Night in Seattle (I can has foul ball concussion?), Turtles fished from the Bay, the lack of need for more Alias, Metal Health will drive you to the hospital, Paul cranks the Bernie Higgins, Logan’s Run takes another lap, one hobbit leaves The Hobbit, A man in black helps a man in blue, Apples that refuse to play in the Amazon, DC cartoons, one less Joker in the world, a year without Iron Man, SyFy stir-fry, FREE DINOSAUR!!!, countdown to Judgement Day, smart criminals get an extra year for being smart, the phone number from hell…HELL, the lack of window in your google, and Virgin gamers. Oh, and a very stinky Mumra answers your questions.

The Big List: Sci-Fi Soldiers We Should Salute on Memorial Day.

All this and vagina bugs on an all new COUCHCAST!

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Couchcast 52 – Aged to Deadly Perfection

Posted on | May 26, 2010 | No Comments

It’s Towel Day. Are you a person who really knows where your towel is? In this Ugly little Couchcast we discover many things about the world and ourselves. We learn about the MacGyver movie, why Bruckheimer can’t keep his space junk off the screen, why James Franco has gone ape-shit, why a bad spill will be cleaned up by a worse movie, how to buy a horror landmark, the Mass Effect movie, how Zombie Meat is made (hint: it’s aged to deadly perfection…in the graveyard), big-assed elevators for small asses, the end of Smallville, The rise of the REAL Transformers, missing Thundercats Scribes, Ninja rescues, LARP: the Theme Park, piano in Rockband 3, synthetic life becomes a reality, good riddance to Fox rubbish, video games help you to defeat Freddy Kruger, twenty dollar movies, Andy Serkis mo-clown college, expensive Tron games, Sinatra bio-pics, Fire and Ice in the hands of a master, Mumra, and much more.

Big List: Top 10 Politically Charged Comics.

Come join us. Won’t you? Thank you.

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