Geek Shock 101 – I Love Lucy-pede

Posted on | June 8, 2011 | 1 Comment

So tell us, Paul. How do you feel about Margaritaville? Is it a place of magic and wonder? Is it anything like E3? Because that is what everyone is talking about including us. We are also talking about CombatCon, Frenchbook, Indiana Hawk, How much is your kidney worth(?), WiiU, XboxU, PS3U, TrekU, OriginU, Catwoman, Zelda Music, Bioshock Movement, CloudBox, the return of Fox, the big DC reset, Ninten-Hacks, Tennessee hates sharing, Human Centipede 2, Faith in Torchwood, and Ultima’s return.

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Geek Shock 95 – Aged in a Hobo’s Shoe

Posted on | April 20, 2011 | No Comments

To all members of the “Yar’s Revenge” Reboot Development Team: The opinions of the Geek Shock Team do not reflect those of it’s parent company UCS Inc. But, let’s face it, your game sucked. It was rancid toe-shoes. Ewe Boll hated it. Satan gives it two thumbs up. But don’t take my word for it. Take Paul’s and Barry’s words for it. Many, many words. Plus we run down the geek events of the week both great and small and we STILL fit in time for a Big List – Shatner style!

Rest in Peace, Sarah Jane…

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Couchcast 54 – 3D Porn – In Your Face – WANG!

Posted on | June 9, 2010 | No Comments

Lord, help us. He’s returned. Barry is back from his wiener tour of England and regales us with tales of wit and revelry. Actually, just tales about ignoring everything else in favor of drinking whiskey from the tap. But that’s hardly all. We also talk about the Unsinkable 3D Cameron, 3D porn, Kardashian Raiders, those damn violent educational games, Harrison putting on the fedora one last time, The worst extended fiction novel ever, Shreck can give you cancer, upcoming Comic-Con panels, Keanu Reeves Day, Torchwood’s gettin’ sexier, Best Doctor Who companions, Our new captain of the dance team: Spiderman, FastForward fans blackout and this time on purpose, multi-colored lion robots, digital comics, Vader diagnosed, Superhero strong-arm tactics punishable under the law, Carpenter’s long awaited return, Portal 2 Event cancelled at E3, Thundercat Ho’s, and the fact that you’ve been paying too much for your Fellowship.

The Big List: Sci-Fi Wire’s Hot, Creepy, or Weird Sci-Fi Creatures Humans Have Had Sex With.

Oh, and we think that Paul and Mum-ra are doing it. Seriously.

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CouchCast 49: Cereal and Dreams of Cheadle

Posted on | April 28, 2010 | 2 Comments

CouchCast 48! The nerds-in-residence discuss John Malkovich in Transformers 3, a Mighty Mouse movie, Nicolas Cage’s 9 foot tall pyramid tomb, the tragic death of Peter Steel, frontman for Type O Negative, an Avatar Tree of Souls in London, Brannon Braga joining Whimsical and magical have been Paul’s dreams of late, filled with gumdrops and sugar cookies and Don Cheadle, prancing in the spring meadow with butterflies and unicorns. CouchCast 49, on the other hand, is a vile, hateful concoction of malice aforethought. We talk Cheadle, Ghost Hunters, Supernatural, GhostFacers, Doctor Who, Matt Smith, Patrick Stewart, David Tennant, Super Street Fighter 4, Batman Live, Ring 3D, Friday the 13th, Leonard Nimoy, Goliath Tigerfish, Legend of the Seeker, Avatar DVD, Bad Santa, Alien Prequels, Torchwood, Marvel studioes third-tier characters, Spiderstyle, Olivia Munn, Ireland Video Game betting, schwarzenegger vs. californiz merchants et al, video game laws, saw series, doctor gordon, hulu, xbox channel, 7-11 buys used games, gundam cafe, slave leia washes cars, dear mumm-ra, and the big list: top failed cereals.

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