Geek Shock #118 – Two Stroke Pump

Posted on | November 9, 2011 | No Comments

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Geek Shock 78 – Barry Gets Sad (Merry Christmas!!)

Posted on | December 22, 2010 | No Comments

In this episode, Torgo slowly breaks Barry’s will to live, Jeff slowly tells the story to nowhere, and Kommander K quickly sums up Paul’s comedy in one sentence. Plus Santa drops off a sack of geek that just might make you cry. With stories to test your Christmas mettle such as Spiderman: Dark, The Madden Movie, Farmville for Dummies (no, really), GodStoria, Brit vs. Porn, Giger’s return, Sexnect, 2001+17, The closing of the Gate, Alias AKA Barry Robb, SYFY Universal, Dreammachine, power bill vs. Xbox, and more. Pour a double nog for this one, you’re gonna need it…

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CouchCast 35 – Make George Stop

Posted on | January 20, 2010 | No Comments

CouchCast 35 is a blathering, spiteful call for attention. We discuss Avatar porn, stateside Torchwood in development from Fox, Spider-Man trilogy reboot, George Lucas ruining Star Wars again with 3-D, Push TV series, Jurassic Park 4, the end of Marvel’s Siege and Marvel Avengers titles, Marvel’s Siege #3 Deadpool variant offer, Hawaii Five-O reboot, Hellgate: London, Star Trek tie-in novels, Brian Bendis’ Powers TV series, Game of Thrones on HBO, Top US game console titles, and more.

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Rammstein makes porn video

Posted on | September 23, 2009 | 1 Comment

We should all get down on our knees and thank the lightbringer that we live in an age where kickass bands like Rammstein can release a video for the song “Pussy” and have it just basically be a hardcore porn video starring themselves and hot chicks. I quote from the lyrics, some of which are in English: “You’ve got a pussy / I have a dick / So what’s the problem / Let’s do it quick.” That’s so stupid and simple it’s approaching brilliant. Rammstein has become that twisted band that is playing in the background of all those movies about a dystopian future.

Don’t believe me? Watch the video for yourself. TOTALLY NSFW: http://www.visit-x.net/rammstein/