Geek Shock 102 – Wavy Line, Bird

Sun. Man on a boat. Jackal. In other geek news, we talk about pottery, Torgo doesn’t know what the f#*k MEGA Bloks are, dating your dvd, Endless Happiness Pen, Risk (is their business), Anonymous and Lulzsec adventures continue, Terry Pratchett’s retirement, iphones, Wii Shares, okay spam, Scissor Rock, American Gods are well funded, more Pegg/Frost/Wright,… Continue reading Geek Shock 102 – Wavy Line, Bird

Geek Shock 99 – Horse Herpes

Wake up Nanook of the Thrones, something is wrong with Paul! Is it possible that lustful tiger-men can give you horse herpes? You’re gonna find out. You’ll also find out about all that damn fantasy being medieval n’ stuff, the Candy Land wars, Carrie: Turn off the Blech, Bye Bye Arnie, video trading cards, Macho… Continue reading Geek Shock 99 – Horse Herpes

Geek Shock 98 – Science Fairy

What can I say? We thrive on chaos and that’s what you get this week as we talk about all the new geek news like SpiderDark II, Akira, the Bay Challenge, too much Gaga, Sony’s sorry, smart kids, why the bees are going away, Trickster, V for Vunder Voman, seeing the Tower, new shows, science… Continue reading Geek Shock 98 – Science Fairy

Geek Shock 97 – Blizactivision

The UCS crew is here to bring you the geek news like only Michael Caine can. Today we discuss Thor, 1982 video game prohibition repeal, Kaneeeeeda, Zorro: Beyond Thunderdome, Diablo 3, Sony woes, Netflix to save shows (other than SGU), the Art of Video Games, NEA for VG, comics confiscation, the Dark Knight’s high returns,… Continue reading Geek Shock 97 – Blizactivision

Geek Shock 96 – Fart Opera

Charles “The Cheese” from the “WHO ASKED YOU” podcast joins us in our geeky frivolity and helps us answer the all important question, “What effect does super-wang have on Kandor?” Plus all the other nerdity that happened this week like more damn Spider-Dark, one less dwarf, orc stink, capes for dignity, fighting the return of… Continue reading Geek Shock 96 – Fart Opera

Geek Shock 95 – Aged in a Hobo’s Shoe

To all members of the “Yar’s Revenge” Reboot Development Team: The opinions of the Geek Shock Team do not reflect those of it’s parent company UCS Inc. But, let’s face it, your game sucked. It was rancid toe-shoes. Ewe Boll hated it. Satan gives it two thumbs up. But don’t take my word for it.… Continue reading Geek Shock 95 – Aged in a Hobo’s Shoe

Geek Shock 92 – Jeff Gets Upset

Finally, the show is up and next week we will be back to our regular Tuesday postings. Meanwhile…Look Out! Jeff’s gonna blow! Was it something I said(read)? You’ll have to find out. And while you are with us, get caught up on al the latest geek-foonery like our take on Sucker Punch, How not to… Continue reading Geek Shock 92 – Jeff Gets Upset

Geek Shock 90 – Paul Cheats on Barry

What would happen if Paul and Barry dated? This is a question for the ages and we answer it here on this week’s Geek Shock. There was so much news that we had to forgo the Big List this week. What news you ask? Well, my good fellow, we talk about a continued turning off… Continue reading Geek Shock 90 – Paul Cheats on Barry

Geek Shock 89 – Menstruating Chicken

This is the day that comedy died, rose from the dead… then died again. Welcome to the chaos that is this week’s Geek Shock. Hidden is the entropy is little nuggets of geek news like Joe Hill’s fiction, a Kiss for him, 3D wars, more Evil, canned cow farts, cordycepts, the Spidey Project, 3DS battery… Continue reading Geek Shock 89 – Menstruating Chicken

Geek Shock 82 – Bukkacracy.gov

The name is Torgo….Master Torgo (if you’re nasty) and I have a license to fill your ears with geeky goodness. Me and my fellow agents, Dr. Vlarg, 80’s Jeff, Kommander K, and Daverator go deep undercover as we expose the sordid underbelly of the Spiderman Musical, whiskey in a can, burrowing nerds, Pac-Man Apprentice, Woolly… Continue reading Geek Shock 82 – Bukkacracy.gov