Geek Shock #113 – Cheney vs. the Downs

Now normally we don’t cow tow to politics on the geekfest known as Geek Shock, but when Dick Cheney (voiced by the famous Paul) descends on the show like a 22 year old vampire with the Downs, then you know it’s gotta be good. That’s not all! You also get Ghostbusters UK, Top Gun 3D,… Continue reading Geek Shock #113 – Cheney vs. the Downs

Geek Shock 107 – Fat Lootz Inc.

Oh, noes! Paul has the nerd flu! We quickly take advantage of the situation and power through a load of geek news like how to sell your children (valid only in China), the somewhat (but not really) Evil Dead, the planet has a new captain, Archie, Battlefield 3 (women 0), the Legion of Supertrekkers, a… Continue reading Geek Shock 107 – Fat Lootz Inc.

Geek Shock 102 – Wavy Line, Bird

Sun. Man on a boat. Jackal. In other geek news, we talk about pottery, Torgo doesn’t know what the f#*k MEGA Bloks are, dating your dvd, Endless Happiness Pen, Risk (is their business), Anonymous and Lulzsec adventures continue, Terry Pratchett’s retirement, iphones, Wii Shares, okay spam, Scissor Rock, American Gods are well funded, more Pegg/Frost/Wright,… Continue reading Geek Shock 102 – Wavy Line, Bird

Geek Shock 101 – I Love Lucy-pede

So tell us, Paul. How do you feel about Margaritaville? Is it a place of magic and wonder? Is it anything like E3? Because that is what everyone is talking about including us. We are also talking about CombatCon, Frenchbook, Indiana Hawk, How much is your kidney worth(?), WiiU, XboxU, PS3U, TrekU, OriginU, Catwoman, Zelda… Continue reading Geek Shock 101 – I Love Lucy-pede

Geek Shock 99 – Horse Herpes

Wake up Nanook of the Thrones, something is wrong with Paul! Is it possible that lustful tiger-men can give you horse herpes? You’re gonna find out. You’ll also find out about all that damn fantasy being medieval n’ stuff, the Candy Land wars, Carrie: Turn off the Blech, Bye Bye Arnie, video trading cards, Macho… Continue reading Geek Shock 99 – Horse Herpes

Geek Shock 96 – Fart Opera

Charles “The Cheese” from the “WHO ASKED YOU” podcast joins us in our geeky frivolity and helps us answer the all important question, “What effect does super-wang have on Kandor?” Plus all the other nerdity that happened this week like more damn Spider-Dark, one less dwarf, orc stink, capes for dignity, fighting the return of… Continue reading Geek Shock 96 – Fart Opera

Geek Shock 95 – Aged in a Hobo’s Shoe

To all members of the “Yar’s Revenge” Reboot Development Team: The opinions of the Geek Shock Team do not reflect those of it’s parent company UCS Inc. But, let’s face it, your game sucked. It was rancid toe-shoes. Ewe Boll hated it. Satan gives it two thumbs up. But don’t take my word for it.… Continue reading Geek Shock 95 – Aged in a Hobo’s Shoe

Geek Shock 94 – Saga of the Red Dwarf

Ladies and gentlemen of the court. Here for your entertainment from the lands of Wakaka, His Highness is proud to present the comedy stylings and the feast of the Red Dwarf! But first a discussion of matter of import to the kingdom such as the GS Tablet, down with time-travel, eating Crow, Cage wins, Fatalities,… Continue reading Geek Shock 94 – Saga of the Red Dwarf

Geek Shock 93 – The Jiu-Jitsu System

A one. And a four. And a *knock* *knock* *Knock*! Order in the court as Kommander gets a fan, Torgo does the worst Arnold impression ever, Jeff gets his Captain on, and Paul gets cocoonered. Plus all the various weekly geekly things that happened this week. Control is rarely maintained but then we are rarely this… Continue reading Geek Shock 93 – The Jiu-Jitsu System

Geek Shock 89 – Menstruating Chicken

This is the day that comedy died, rose from the dead… then died again. Welcome to the chaos that is this week’s Geek Shock. Hidden is the entropy is little nuggets of geek news like Joe Hill’s fiction, a Kiss for him, 3D wars, more Evil, canned cow farts, cordycepts, the Spidey Project, 3DS battery… Continue reading Geek Shock 89 – Menstruating Chicken