Geek Shock 83 – Die In A Pie

Posted on | January 26, 2011 | 2 Comments

What if a natural 20 is a tale you spin at the inn? What if all you know is 1’s but you don’t know binary? What if the TPK (Total Party Kill) is constantly your fault? What if your dice hate you? Then you must cleanse them. But how? We explore this very important ponderance as well as other topics like “No rush to blame shift”, Wondering Woman, Steam-punk Palin, Bane rises, Wizard lock, Jeff hates apple…still, Pac-toon, Smith gets daring, Bus stop represent, lion tacos, Comics Code Authority no more, big jalapenos, Avatar for UNICEF, Money Machine, Evil Deader, Black Panther: the documentary(?), poor Borders and a full list of the 1954 Comics Code Authority rules. So bake your die in a pie. It’s Geek Shock

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Couchcast 59 – Stupid Gets A Kick

Posted on | July 14, 2010 | 3 Comments

Created from a lab discovered in a basement under our villa, this week’s Couchcast gives a 1,2,5 punch to the solar-powered plexus. It all starts off with the horrible TV shows we still wanna see on DVD. We only think they’re great because we haven’t seen them in years. From there we go on to talk about Comic-Con, Batman Engrish, the madness of King Lee, The madness of fool Phelps, Y the last bathhouse, 8 minutes(!), Darth Vader gets kicked out of the 501st, Bruce Banner gets kicked out of the Hulk, Pekar gets kicked out of life, Tron cares about it’s script, Robocop vs. Dexter, D23’s film festival, James Cameron’s cash festival, Kevin’s bacon powers, when we get to walk on the Boardwalk Empire, zombiewalk…out of a wrecked car, play MMO and win a sex doll, when I think games-I think Macy’s, the FCC’s f&#king decision, and Deadpool gets maxed out. So, join the Whiz Kids on the Phoenix as the Voyagers head to the Saturday Supercade… you Manimal, you.

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CouchCast 39 – ReTardis & Reman Noodles

Posted on | February 17, 2010 | 1 Comment

Couchcast 39 is an obstinate, pretentious bitch, with a hints of oak and despair, and a black currant afterthought. Vernon Wilmer and the Dave-erator join us on the ugly couch to discuss the Edward Cullen ManPillow, Jaws remake in 3d, Roland Emmerich taking on Isaac Asimov’s Foundation series, Computer Engineer Barbie, girls with glasses, fang bangers, thought crimes and free speech on Xbox Live, upcoming Xbox 360 releases, Pac-Man, Blackstar, Natal, UK cinemas boycotting Alice in Wonderland, Dean Koontz, Kevin Smith vs. Southwest Airlines, Degrassi, Zombieland, Star Trek Online, Giles Aston, Doctor who’s (re)Tardis, Robot Unicorn Attack, Top Reman Noodles, and the Big List: Things We’ve Learned From Video Games!

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