Prepare your Navel Oranges for this week’s Geek Shock because the news out of Comic Con comes hard and fast (like Vlarg’s mom). Captain Luddite joins us as we talk about our latest prize giveaway, Epic Scents, Dark Knight: Lights Up, Shag A Gamer, World War Zzzzz, Donald Duck Orange Juice, navels and Mandarins, Ant Men, Gozira, Soloman Kane, the Goddamn Sandman, Street Fighter: Assassin’s Fist, Guardians of the Galaxy, Falcon, Harry’s Horns, The Deadpool Game, Mad Hatter Men, Rango: The Ride, deadly moon dust, Ultima F2P, and the Big List courtesy of people who think you are going to Hell. So get greasy. It’s time for Geek Shock!
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from virtual families description: “Adopt and nurture a needy person in the computer.”
from secret of the magic crystals description: “In this game you manage a horse-breeding farm set in a fantasy surrounding. The game enables you to breed legendary horses such as Pegasus, Unicorn, Fire-steed, Ice-steed and Demon-steed. You can buy over 700 objects during the game.”
…fuck you, torgo. fuck you very much.
I’ve seen that list and it looks like it’s just a page out of a Jack Chick comic. The Trilaterlism they’re talking about is the Trilateral Commission, a think tank that shows up big on most conspiracy nut’s radar.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trilateral_Commission
“Instead of ‘faster than a speeding bullet’ it was originally ‘AH, my colon’s bleeding’.” Spit. Take. I got pictures of the Jeezoids. Much better organized than the WBC. The entire Con was quoting, “Heaven? Or Hell. Heaven? Or Hell.” back to ’em by the end.