“If you do not learn from history you are doomed to repeat it.” I first heard those words when I complained of being bored in history class in middle school. Being a child of such fortunate circumstance to have been blessed with sharp wits at an early age, those words sunk in and I passed… Continue reading Fail: Star Trek Online
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Fishpants!
It’s Fishpants! For your legs!
Damn these kids today
I just bought a new phone. It’s a fancy thing that slides open two ways, one way for a numerical keypad and one way for a keyboard. However, it was made for pixies. I have big thumbs. I’m an American; I eat raw beef and shit steel beams. I ride a horse to the 7-11… Continue reading Damn these kids today
Can You Read My Mind?
Yes. Events beyond our control have prevented us from doing a Couchcast this week. Franky, I needed the break. Plus, It gave me a chance to go see Avatar which was teh awesome. I assure you that next week we will be returning with a whole new couchcast with all the “Week in Geek” tomfoolery… Continue reading Can You Read My Mind?
web design hell
I don’t normally link other people’s stuff, so you know that when I do it’s effing brilliant. This is one designer’s take on how a web design goes straight to hell. Being a web designer myself, I think this is the best thing I’ve seen on the internet like ever.
Pokemon is Evil
Wow, who knew Pokemon was a tool of Satan? This crackpot lays it all out for us. It’s all clear to me now!
The Fangoria Trinity of Terrors in Las Vegas
There’s been many of you who have clamored for more information about the wonderful weekend I spent with horror’s biggest and brightest last weekend, so I’ve decided to relent. Though Halloween has come and gone, for some of us it it never really left. It probably wont leave until next September when it… Continue reading The Fangoria Trinity of Terrors in Las Vegas
Your Call Is Very Important To Us
Thank you for calling overbloated domain registrar dot com. Press 2 if you are a current customer. Press 2 for technical support. Press 1 for website support. Press 4 for domain hosting support. Press 1 if you know your customer number. Press 5 if you’re still listening. Press 9 to speak to someone in Klingon.… Continue reading Your Call Is Very Important To Us
Jealous of a 7 Year Old’s Toys
I decided to help a friend out and be a clown for his kid’s birthday party. Well, not a clown really, but a stormtrooper. I have a set of stormtrooper armor. I used to use it all the time, but now I just don’t get much time for that sort of thing. I brought it… Continue reading Jealous of a 7 Year Old’s Toys
Where Are All The Robots?
I sit in the urgent care waiting room with only my laptop to keep me amused. I am here with my girlfriend who has come down with what appears to be the flu. Like a good boyfriend, I have assured her that if whatever virus she has contracted turns out to be the plague that… Continue reading Where Are All The Robots?