Episode 69 – Geek Bites Dog

Posted on | July 17, 2010 | No Comments

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Features reviews of Man Bites Dog, G.I.Joe Season 2 on DVD, House of Fears, Three Dragon Ante, Super Street Fighter IV, Just Cause 2 and more!

Jealous of a 7 Year Old’s Toys

Posted on | October 21, 2009 | 3 Comments

I decided to help a friend out and be a clown for his kid’s birthday party. Well, not a clown really, but a stormtrooper. I have a set of stormtrooper armor. I used to use it all the time, but now I just don’t get much time for that sort of thing. I brought it out of semi-retirement to amuse my friend’s son who loves star wars and deliver his birthday present. It went well, and everyone got a good laugh out of watching him freak out and run up to his room upon my entry. After his mother coaxed him out to get his present and make nice, there was food and cake and presents.

Ah, presents. See, when I think of birthday presents for a seven year old, I think of trucks and transformers and gijoes and such. Maybe a few boardgames and of course socks and underwear from my mom. Seeing the presents this kid got made me very angry. I was pissed off to have been born about thirty years too early.
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Episode 23

Posted on | March 23, 2009 | No Comments