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Posted on | October 23, 2009 | 1 Comment

Thank you for calling overbloated domain registrar dot com. Press 2 if you are a current customer. Press 2 for technical support. Press 1 for website support. Press 4 for domain hosting support. Press 1 if you know your customer number. Press 5 if you’re still listening. Press 9 to speak to someone in Klingon. Press 3 to hear about other companies that just answer the phone when you call and don’t send you to robot hell.

Thank you! Your estimated hold time is twenty minutes. A customer service representative will be with you shortly. The last two sentences contradict each other, but please hold the line anyway.
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