Hey kids! It’s the Ugly Couch Show OMG WTF Super Awesome Newsletter! We’ll be sending out one every month, recapping that month’s updates and giving you a preview of what’s coming up in the future. Be the first to learn about special events in the world of high geekery. Be the envy of your friends! Have I mentioned that it’s free? Kids, you don’t need your parents’ permission, just go ahead and signup; and afterward, you can play with scissors and plastic bags in the oven!