Geek Shock 109 – Poorly Cooked Calamari

The Gods have abandoned us (just like comedy has abandoned Paul) but that won’t stop the best (and worst) of Geek News from ploping out of your speakers. We start with the Star Trek convention and it’s only downhill from there folks as we talk about Terminator 5, Battleship, tent-poles, a Song of Theft and… Continue reading Geek Shock 109 – Poorly Cooked Calamari

Geek Shock 107 – Fat Lootz Inc.

Oh, noes! Paul has the nerd flu! We quickly take advantage of the situation and power through a load of geek news like how to sell your children (valid only in China), the somewhat (but not really) Evil Dead, the planet has a new captain, Archie, Battlefield 3 (women 0), the Legion of Supertrekkers, a… Continue reading Geek Shock 107 – Fat Lootz Inc.

Geek Shock 99 – Horse Herpes

Wake up Nanook of the Thrones, something is wrong with Paul! Is it possible that lustful tiger-men can give you horse herpes? You’re gonna find out. You’ll also find out about all that damn fantasy being medieval n’ stuff, the Candy Land wars, Carrie: Turn off the Blech, Bye Bye Arnie, video trading cards, Macho… Continue reading Geek Shock 99 – Horse Herpes

Geek Shock 98 – Science Fairy

What can I say? We thrive on chaos and that’s what you get this week as we talk about all the new geek news like SpiderDark II, Akira, the Bay Challenge, too much Gaga, Sony’s sorry, smart kids, why the bees are going away, Trickster, V for Vunder Voman, seeing the Tower, new shows, science… Continue reading Geek Shock 98 – Science Fairy

Geek Shock 97 – Blizactivision

The UCS crew is here to bring you the geek news like only Michael Caine can. Today we discuss Thor, 1982 video game prohibition repeal, Kaneeeeeda, Zorro: Beyond Thunderdome, Diablo 3, Sony woes, Netflix to save shows (other than SGU), the Art of Video Games, NEA for VG, comics confiscation, the Dark Knight’s high returns,… Continue reading Geek Shock 97 – Blizactivision

Geek Shock 94 – Saga of the Red Dwarf

Ladies and gentlemen of the court. Here for your entertainment from the lands of Wakaka, His Highness is proud to present the comedy stylings and the feast of the Red Dwarf! But first a discussion of matter of import to the kingdom such as the GS Tablet, down with time-travel, eating Crow, Cage wins, Fatalities,… Continue reading Geek Shock 94 – Saga of the Red Dwarf

Geek Shock 91 – Mrs. Nutterworths

It’s Tuesday, Tuesday. Gotta get down on Tuesday cause that’s when we get geekin’. This week’s Geek Shock stirs your batter with news from all over the nerdmos like the Shat’s B-day, The Spidey Project (home version), the DC feud, that’s my Davros(!), Amazon and on, Sumo marathon, Netflix originals, sock puppets, Gough goes, Akira… Continue reading Geek Shock 91 – Mrs. Nutterworths

Geek Shock 90 – Paul Cheats on Barry

What would happen if Paul and Barry dated? This is a question for the ages and we answer it here on this week’s Geek Shock. There was so much news that we had to forgo the Big List this week. What news you ask? Well, my good fellow, we talk about a continued turning off… Continue reading Geek Shock 90 – Paul Cheats on Barry

Geek Shock 89 – Menstruating Chicken

This is the day that comedy died, rose from the dead… then died again. Welcome to the chaos that is this week’s Geek Shock. Hidden is the entropy is little nuggets of geek news like Joe Hill’s fiction, a Kiss for him, 3D wars, more Evil, canned cow farts, cordycepts, the Spidey Project, 3DS battery… Continue reading Geek Shock 89 – Menstruating Chicken

Geek Shock 85 – I Am Drinking Prison Sex

Do you like RPGs? Sure we all do. But not these…NOT these. Today we rack our feeble brains to figure out what the best-worst RPG idea is. We also talk about Chinese food, Indian astrology, Fox News misrepresents games for fear’s sake(again), Larry’s show, Poke-arm, Catholic App, Comic-Con, Hoover Dam, plastic rice, congressional graphic novels,… Continue reading Geek Shock 85 – I Am Drinking Prison Sex