Parents, hide your dolphins and call the Defarment of Depends! The boys of Geek Shock continue to terrorize good taste as they talk about geeky subjects like Axe Cop, Diablo III, Avengers, Cabin in the Woods (spoiler fee), Dumb Box Deals, the DoD, Carbon-Freeze-Me, Cameron’s one trick kitty, MMO-dive, Elder Scrolls Online, Driverless Cars, Dish… Continue reading Geek Shock #143 – The Defartment of Depends
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Geek Shock #140 – Cricket & A Rim Shot
Oh, God help us! Paul is drinking sweet tea again and you get all the “benefits”. Plus Fact-Check Andy takes a seat at the couch to weigh in on this week’s geekery such as Monsterpalooza 2012, Arizona, Jersey Comics, BTW, Resident Jacket, Mr Toad’s Wild Film, Need For Seed, Thief of Thieves, Halo 4, Joyland,… Continue reading Geek Shock #140 – Cricket & A Rim Shot
Geek Shock #137 – Turtle Taint
Oh, we love to stir the nerd-rage pot, don’t we? It’s even better when Michael Bay makes our job easier. That’s not the only thing that might send you into a tizzy. We also talk about the Spider that almost was, the Facebook bill, tweet theater, Mass Effect 3.1, The Hobbit, Hemlock Grove, Super-whaaaa(?), Mistborn,… Continue reading Geek Shock #137 – Turtle Taint
Geek Shock #136 – A Mom & Pop Operation
Geek Shock is a wholesome Mom and Pop operation. If you don’t believe us, just look at our box art. And while you are at it, listen in as we talk about Mass Affectation, Batman Live in the US, Blood Urine Man, TAMT, Wu-Farm Clan, John Carter FTL, Diablo III, Michael Dorn, Game Law, IP… Continue reading Geek Shock #136 – A Mom & Pop Operation
Geek Shock #135 – Tongue and Whisper
Take a good look into your mirrored ceiling and look deep into your geeked out soul. This week my cause some serious introspection as we talk about John Carter, George Reith, Michael’s Pail Kids, Porkin’ Donuts, SW:TO Freepublic, Mammoth Park, Chronicle(s), Peter Molyneux, the Dark Tower returns, Braveheart 227, suicidal time-travelers, Diablo plays nice,… Continue reading Geek Shock #135 – Tongue and Whisper
Geek Shock #118 – Two Stroke Pump
This is the week we lose Torgo to Skyrim so we’d better get the geek news while the gettin’s good like the shell game, ArKay, the Italian Gelpen, mondo Whopper, flying the boobie skies, Oz 2.0, crap movies, the amazing Serkis, more Horror Story, NYC tunnels, up your DC, Modern Warfare 3, Lego my Lego… Continue reading Geek Shock #118 – Two Stroke Pump
Geek Shock #117 – Analstiltskin
When the small man tells you that he can weave all that straw into gold, READ THE FINE PRINT. On today’s Geek Shock, the Famous Paul weaves a children’s tale full of wonder while Barry looks on shaking his head in hatred. 80’s Jeff violently defends Chuck. Kommander K gives up Pac-Man for camels.… Continue reading Geek Shock #117 – Analstiltskin
Geek Shock #114 – Beezus, Ramona, and the Peanut-Butter F**k Machine
Another Newberry award winning Geek Shock has joined the frey and competes for your scholastic dollars. In this wonderful return to form we talk about Power-Con/Thundercon, maggots, banned books, Simpson trouble, the new 52, and much more. So get off of your fused butt and get ready for a Geek Shock. Don’t forget to subscribe… Continue reading Geek Shock #114 – Beezus, Ramona, and the Peanut-Butter F**k Machine
Geek Shock #111 – Paul Sars
Despite the labeling, this is turns out to be a News You Don’t Give a Sh*t About extravaganza. Sure. It seems fine at first, but as you strip away the layers, the ugly truth about this weeks geekdom comes out. I blame the cricket. Luckily, Barry has a pamphlet… Don’t forget to subscribe to our… Continue reading Geek Shock #111 – Paul Sars
Geek Shock 110 – A Shampoo That Will Never Rinse
What I’m saying is…. your mother should never listen to this episode. No kidding. Or your boss. Significant other. For the not easily offended, have at it as we (horribly) tell you all the geekiest news out there in what seems to be the foulest way ever. We talk about Conan, Onan, Oraface, art, the… Continue reading Geek Shock 110 – A Shampoo That Will Never Rinse