Geek Shock 101 – I Love Lucy-pede

So tell us, Paul. How do you feel about Margaritaville? Is it a place of magic and wonder? Is it anything like E3? Because that is what everyone is talking about including us. We are also talking about CombatCon, Frenchbook, Indiana Hawk, How much is your kidney worth(?), WiiU, XboxU, PS3U, TrekU, OriginU, Catwoman, Zelda… Continue reading Geek Shock 101 – I Love Lucy-pede

Geek Shock 100 – Douchebag and A**hole: The Musical!

Yes. It is episode 100. But it’s not a Geek Shock Wank Fest ™. No, no. There’s too muck news to talk about like the PSN debacle hits home, T&J onstage, more Riddick, less Wolvie, Kinect your Hogan, game insurance, the dirty Skyline, Call of Social Networks, maybe there IS a chart, Dali’s gold lament,… Continue reading Geek Shock 100 – Douchebag and A**hole: The Musical!

Geek Shock 99 – Horse Herpes

Wake up Nanook of the Thrones, something is wrong with Paul! Is it possible that lustful tiger-men can give you horse herpes? You’re gonna find out. You’ll also find out about all that damn fantasy being medieval n’ stuff, the Candy Land wars, Carrie: Turn off the Blech, Bye Bye Arnie, video trading cards, Macho… Continue reading Geek Shock 99 – Horse Herpes

Geek Shock 98 – Science Fairy

What can I say? We thrive on chaos and that’s what you get this week as we talk about all the new geek news like SpiderDark II, Akira, the Bay Challenge, too much Gaga, Sony’s sorry, smart kids, why the bees are going away, Trickster, V for Vunder Voman, seeing the Tower, new shows, science… Continue reading Geek Shock 98 – Science Fairy

Geek Shock 97 – Blizactivision

The UCS crew is here to bring you the geek news like only Michael Caine can. Today we discuss Thor, 1982 video game prohibition repeal, Kaneeeeeda, Zorro: Beyond Thunderdome, Diablo 3, Sony woes, Netflix to save shows (other than SGU), the Art of Video Games, NEA for VG, comics confiscation, the Dark Knight’s high returns,… Continue reading Geek Shock 97 – Blizactivision

Geek Shock 96 – Fart Opera

Charles “The Cheese” from the “WHO ASKED YOU” podcast joins us in our geeky frivolity and helps us answer the all important question, “What effect does super-wang have on Kandor?” Plus all the other nerdity that happened this week like more damn Spider-Dark, one less dwarf, orc stink, capes for dignity, fighting the return of… Continue reading Geek Shock 96 – Fart Opera

Geek Shock 95 – Aged in a Hobo’s Shoe

To all members of the “Yar’s Revenge” Reboot Development Team: The opinions of the Geek Shock Team do not reflect those of it’s parent company UCS Inc. But, let’s face it, your game sucked. It was rancid toe-shoes. Ewe Boll hated it. Satan gives it two thumbs up. But don’t take my word for it.… Continue reading Geek Shock 95 – Aged in a Hobo’s Shoe

Geek Shock 92 – Jeff Gets Upset

Finally, the show is up and next week we will be back to our regular Tuesday postings. Meanwhile…Look Out! Jeff’s gonna blow! Was it something I said(read)? You’ll have to find out. And while you are with us, get caught up on al the latest geek-foonery like our take on Sucker Punch, How not to… Continue reading Geek Shock 92 – Jeff Gets Upset

Geek Shock 90 – Paul Cheats on Barry

What would happen if Paul and Barry dated? This is a question for the ages and we answer it here on this week’s Geek Shock. There was so much news that we had to forgo the Big List this week. What news you ask? Well, my good fellow, we talk about a continued turning off… Continue reading Geek Shock 90 – Paul Cheats on Barry

Geek Shock 88 – GooseNipples

So, I’m laying in bed… and Geek Shock appears and sprays me with geek news like Baby Gaga, the chicken channel, The Devil May *sigh*, G.I. Joe 2: The Justin Bieber Story, Ghost Rider 1.5, Dovahkiin, making money the Amazon way, gimme some skin, Doctor MMO, Vietnam says “enough”, Kill Bill Complete, Razzies, Scalzi’s war,… Continue reading Geek Shock 88 – GooseNipples