Geek Shock 97 – Blizactivision

The UCS crew is here to bring you the geek news like only Michael Caine can. Today we discuss Thor, 1982 video game prohibition repeal, Kaneeeeeda, Zorro: Beyond Thunderdome, Diablo 3, Sony woes, Netflix to save shows (other than SGU), the Art of Video Games, NEA for VG, comics confiscation, the Dark Knight’s high returns,… Continue reading Geek Shock 97 – Blizactivision

Geek Shock 95 – Aged in a Hobo’s Shoe

To all members of the “Yar’s Revenge” Reboot Development Team: The opinions of the Geek Shock Team do not reflect those of it’s parent company UCS Inc. But, let’s face it, your game sucked. It was rancid toe-shoes. Ewe Boll hated it. Satan gives it two thumbs up. But don’t take my word for it.… Continue reading Geek Shock 95 – Aged in a Hobo’s Shoe

Geek Shock 94 – Saga of the Red Dwarf

Ladies and gentlemen of the court. Here for your entertainment from the lands of Wakaka, His Highness is proud to present the comedy stylings and the feast of the Red Dwarf! But first a discussion of matter of import to the kingdom such as the GS Tablet, down with time-travel, eating Crow, Cage wins, Fatalities,… Continue reading Geek Shock 94 – Saga of the Red Dwarf

Episode 77: Craptastic Soysteak

(Right click a link and choose “Save As…” to download to your computer) Windows Media (.WMV) MPEG-4 Video (.M4V) MP3 Audio (.MP3) Features reviews of Calpico, Soysteak, The Adventures of Aquaman, Boozehound by Jason Wilson, Horns by Joe Hill, Full House Poker for XBox Live Arcade, Erfworld, and Amnesia: The Dark Descent.

Geek Shock 93 – The Jiu-Jitsu System

A one. And a four. And a *knock* *knock* *Knock*! Order in the court as Kommander gets a fan, Torgo does the worst Arnold impression ever, Jeff gets his Captain on, and Paul gets cocoonered. Plus all the various weekly geekly things that happened this week. Control is rarely maintained but then we are rarely this… Continue reading Geek Shock 93 – The Jiu-Jitsu System

Geek Shock 92 – Jeff Gets Upset

Finally, the show is up and next week we will be back to our regular Tuesday postings. Meanwhile…Look Out! Jeff’s gonna blow! Was it something I said(read)? You’ll have to find out. And while you are with us, get caught up on al the latest geek-foonery like our take on Sucker Punch, How not to… Continue reading Geek Shock 92 – Jeff Gets Upset

Geek Shock 91 – Mrs. Nutterworths

It’s Tuesday, Tuesday. Gotta get down on Tuesday cause that’s when we get geekin’. This week’s Geek Shock stirs your batter with news from all over the nerdmos like the Shat’s B-day, The Spidey Project (home version), the DC feud, that’s my Davros(!), Amazon and on, Sumo marathon, Netflix originals, sock puppets, Gough goes, Akira… Continue reading Geek Shock 91 – Mrs. Nutterworths

Geek Shock 90 – Paul Cheats on Barry

What would happen if Paul and Barry dated? This is a question for the ages and we answer it here on this week’s Geek Shock. There was so much news that we had to forgo the Big List this week. What news you ask? Well, my good fellow, we talk about a continued turning off… Continue reading Geek Shock 90 – Paul Cheats on Barry

Geek Shock 89 – Menstruating Chicken

This is the day that comedy died, rose from the dead… then died again. Welcome to the chaos that is this week’s Geek Shock. Hidden is the entropy is little nuggets of geek news like Joe Hill’s fiction, a Kiss for him, 3D wars, more Evil, canned cow farts, cordycepts, the Spidey Project, 3DS battery… Continue reading Geek Shock 89 – Menstruating Chicken

Geek Shock 88 – GooseNipples

So, I’m laying in bed… and Geek Shock appears and sprays me with geek news like Baby Gaga, the chicken channel, The Devil May *sigh*, G.I. Joe 2: The Justin Bieber Story, Ghost Rider 1.5, Dovahkiin, making money the Amazon way, gimme some skin, Doctor MMO, Vietnam says “enough”, Kill Bill Complete, Razzies, Scalzi’s war,… Continue reading Geek Shock 88 – GooseNipples