Author: Todd Bristow

Geek Shock #145 – Assfull Chaps

  Warning: There are thing is this episode that you do NOT want to visualize.  But, if you can make your way past the Ghost Whores you will find a cornucopia of Geek News like the Slap & Tickle, the Yardsale, The G.I. Joe Sequel (now in glorious 3D), Lobo’s Journey to Mysterious Island 2,… Continue reading Geek Shock #145 – Assfull Chaps

Geek Shock #144 – Vaginal Climbing Wall

Watch where you put your feet in this ghastly episode of Geek Shock where we talk about geek happenings like Stinkor Week, Zed Events, Dark Berry, the evils of adoption, rape toast, upcoming TV shows, Mayan Calendars, Hiccupops, Diablo 3, more government DVD intrusion, and the Big List continues with SYFY reality shows. So drink… Continue reading Geek Shock #144 – Vaginal Climbing Wall

Geek Shock #143 – The Defartment of Depends

Parents, hide your dolphins and call the Defarment of Depends! The boys of Geek Shock continue to terrorize good taste as they talk about geeky subjects like Axe Cop, Diablo III, Avengers, Cabin in the Woods (spoiler fee), Dumb Box Deals, the DoD, Carbon-Freeze-Me, Cameron’s one trick kitty, MMO-dive, Elder Scrolls Online, Driverless Cars, Dish… Continue reading Geek Shock #143 – The Defartment of Depends

Geek Shock #142 – Smells Like Pants

This episode we speak of Jury Duty, Dark Shadows, The Raven, The Three Stooges, Angry Birds Land, Cruise Helsing, Romita’s Record, Fringe con vs con vs pro, Obi’s arrest, Lucasland, lotsa Hulk , Gaimen Disney, Poltergeist 201X, Comic-con Exclusive Toys, the Avengers, Dredd, Adam Sessler’s G4 departure and we continue our SYFY Big List. So… Continue reading Geek Shock #142 – Smells Like Pants

Geek Shock #141 – The Worst Thing That Ever Happened

Nothing beats the heat like Godfather on Ice! This week we talk about Kiss Mini-Golf, King’s Island, Hulk Dush, Crown Crust Pizza, Saw Boat, Axe Cop, Gambitious, Kenny vs Spenny, cell carriers, Lobo, Super Boob Ball, Amazon tax and The Big List makes it’s triumphant return as SYFY announces it’s new “offerings”. Get ready to… Continue reading Geek Shock #141 – The Worst Thing That Ever Happened

Geek Shock #140 – Cricket & A Rim Shot

Oh, God help us! Paul is drinking sweet tea again and you get all the “benefits”. Plus Fact-Check Andy takes a seat at the couch to weigh in on this week’s geekery such as Monsterpalooza 2012, Arizona, Jersey Comics, BTW, Resident Jacket, Mr Toad’s Wild Film, Need For Seed, Thief of Thieves, Halo 4, Joyland,… Continue reading Geek Shock #140 – Cricket & A Rim Shot

Geek Shock #139 – Space Jesus

  This is what we get when we watch an episode of Wondershowzen before we record. You (and your families) have been warned. NSFW WTF BBQ! It starts with yogurt. Nuff Said! But we also talk about geeky things like I Can Has Reality Show(?), not your Springfield, more Game, less violence, Get Along Gang,… Continue reading Geek Shock #139 – Space Jesus

Geek Shock #138 – Virgin Orphan Eggs

Today we “crack” the mystery of Virgin Boy Eggs (if you have to ask, then you NEED to listen). We also delve into the Supercheck, Triplets, the real D&D, Geek & Sundry, Barker’s babies, more Burgundy, companion 7, Amazon Primed for PS3, the nature of DLC, Arizona is being dumb again, Sega stripped, Wii U-less,… Continue reading Geek Shock #138 – Virgin Orphan Eggs

Geek Shock #137 – Turtle Taint

Oh, we love to stir the nerd-rage pot, don’t we? It’s even better when Michael Bay makes our job easier. That’s not the only thing that might send you into a tizzy. We also talk about the Spider that almost was, the Facebook bill, tweet theater, Mass Effect 3.1, The Hobbit, Hemlock Grove, Super-whaaaa(?), Mistborn,… Continue reading Geek Shock #137 – Turtle Taint