Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition and by “ammunition” I mean “the funny”. In this geektastic week we discuss perishable celebrities, good riddance to Tappert rubbish, Cheezburger Night in Seattle (I can has foul ball concussion?), Turtles fished from the Bay, the lack of need for more Alias, Metal Health will drive you to the hospital, Paul cranks the Bernie Higgins, Logan’s Run takes another lap, one hobbit leaves The Hobbit, A man in black helps a man in blue, Apples that refuse to play in the Amazon, DC cartoons, one less Joker in the world, a year without Iron Man, SyFy stir-fry, FREE DINOSAUR!!!, countdown to Judgement Day, smart criminals get an extra year for being smart, the phone number from hell…HELL, the lack of window in your google, and Virgin gamers. Oh, and a very stinky Mumra answers your questions.

The Big List: Sci-Fi Soldiers We Should Salute on Memorial Day.

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