While Barry sulks over losing his Pinball FX crown to Torgo, 80’s Jeff, Torgo, Kommander K, and Just Michael (The Just) discuss the geek news of the week. And that news gets all OVER the place like Barry losing his Pinball FX crown, Boba City Cafe in Las Vegas, Gameboy grave-robbers, Frogger (don’t try this at home kids), carpel tunnel for charity, unified chargers, Harmonix for a song (or 4 song packs), 10 year olds that are better than you, trolling DC once again ‘official’, Stan’s Star, Being John Malkavitch (or else), two losses, Marvel’s loss/gain, Barry loses Pinball FX crown, NASA cuts the crap, Jack returns to D, Clive returns to hell, Schlafly returns to crazytown. It’s everywhere. The maid doesn’t come till Thursday. Game over, man. Game over!

Especially if your name is Dr. Vlarg, ex-pinball king.

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OMG! Did you hear about the time that 80’s Jeff and his friend tried to eat a ten pound pizza in 45 minutes? Well, you will on this week’s Geek Shock. Besides 80’s gastrointestinal issues, you will also learn how not to do cut scenes, how to smell like a book, How to improve the sales of your waning Archie brand, How to screw the people who already overpaid for your processor, how to get Alyssa Milano to be your friend (for 90 days), How DC comics got their movie groove back, How to diversify your zoo, how to waste even more time on WOW, How to embrace your knighthood, How to reason with the Supreme Court, When to buy your used games (answer: quickly, before you can’t anymore), how to buy a Stargate, How to spin your Deadpool, and when to say goodbye to an old friend. That’s a lotta learnin’ and that’s just the kind of resume-pumping information you get on this week’s GEEK SHOCK.

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Created from a lab discovered in a basement under our villa, this week’s Couchcast gives a 1,2,5 punch to the solar-powered plexus. It all starts off with the horrible TV shows we still wanna see on DVD. We only think they’re great because we haven’t seen them in years. From there we go on to talk about Comic-Con, Batman Engrish, the madness of King Lee, The madness of fool Phelps, Y the last bathhouse, 8 minutes(!), Darth Vader gets kicked out of the 501st, Bruce Banner gets kicked out of the Hulk, Pekar gets kicked out of life, Tron cares about it’s script, Robocop vs. Dexter, D23’s film festival, James Cameron’s cash festival, Kevin’s bacon powers, when we get to walk on the Boardwalk Empire, zombiewalk…out of a wrecked car, play MMO and win a sex doll, when I think games-I think Macy’s, the FCC’s f&#king decision, and Deadpool gets maxed out. So, join the Whiz Kids on the Phoenix as the Voyagers head to the Saturday Supercade… you Manimal, you.

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