We should all get down on our knees and thank the lightbringer that we live in an age where kickass bands like Rammstein can release a video for the song “Pussy” and have it just basically be a hardcore porn video starring themselves and hot chicks. I quote from the lyrics, some of which are in English: “You’ve got a pussy / I have a dick / So what’s the problem / Let’s do it quick.” That’s so stupid and simple it’s approaching brilliant. Rammstein has become that twisted band that is playing in the background of all those movies about a dystopian future.

Don’t believe me? Watch the video for yourself. TOTALLY NSFW: http://www.visit-x.net/rammstein/