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Geek Shock #118 – Two Stroke Pump

mastertorgo — Wed, 09 Nov 2011 08:06:44 +0000

This is the week we lose Torgo to Skyrim so we’d better get the geek news while the gettin’s good like the shell game, ArKay, the Italian Gelpen, mondo Whopper, flying the boobie skies, Oz 2.0, crap movies, the amazing Serkis, more Horror Story, NYC tunnels, up your DC, Modern Warfare 3, Lego my Lego Universe, Rockband 4, DC U free, Segel’s Goonie Labyrinth, Rose Madder, Harold & Kumar, plus Balloons. Will Barry succumb to Torgo’s plea for Warhammer? Will Deb assist in the nefarious scheme? Will Just Michael survive the shampoo condom prank? Will 80’s Jeff ever finish a story? Tune in to find out!

If you like the Skyrim Rap in the background, it is by Dan Hill and can be found at his Youtube channel or click here.

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Couchcast 56 – Walk Without Rhythm…

mastertorgo — Wed, 23 Jun 2010 11:56:38 +0000

Welcome to the Couchcast where you can have it your way… but don’t get crazy. Our way is inventing new burgers for In and Out Burger, digital license plates, Burger Box, fake iPads, having it your way at SYFY, government pork vs. unicorn, TARDIS for tuppence, Avatar xxx 3D, The Weirding Way, sci-fi prop docs, Shatner talking about Shatner in a film about Shatner directed by Shatner and produced by Shatner, The Boys are back in town, Strange is back in town, Tron toys, comics go big box, the red dot of death postponement, Lieberman just doesn’t get it, the deep philosophy of munching dot, family box, Jack knows you, with a side of puzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzle. Oh yeah. Mum-ra.

Big List: Top 10 People Who Give Video Games a Bad Name

And one person who gives LOVE a bad name. (Hint: it’s you.)

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CouchCast 45: Saturday SuperPong and Farm Animals

admin — Thu, 01 Apr 2010 00:38:00 +0000

CouchCast 45 is a serendipitous hootenanny of flagrant excess and geekotronic ineptitude. I have no ideas what that means.

We discuss April fools, Godzilla, Spy hunter, Burger King’s 404 Marketing, Iron Man 2 cologne, edible gold food spray, anti-piracy internship from Warner Bros, Gamestop lawsuit over used games, James Cameron’s disdain for DVDs, FearFest, 24 and Scrubs cancelled, Malificient from Sleeping Beauty, Amazon may launch a Steam-like service, farm animals, convenience store robbery with a bat’leth, hardcore gaming, RIAA litigation against pirates, Voqha the Klingon Warrior, Classic Gaming Expo in Las Vegas, things we learned from video games, Cloverfield, Pac-Man cartoon, Saturday Supercade, and the Big List: insane fan theories that actually make great movies better.

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Burger King Ad Blows My Mind

admin — Sat, 27 Jun 2009 02:54:31 +0000

Not to be outdone by Jack in the Box for humorous irreverence in advertising, Burger King released what I feel may very well be the greatest ad for a slab of meat between bread ever.

If you eat this burger, you will get a blow job from a surprised, hot blonde with pouty lips. That’s 5 kinds of awesome.

Episode 39

80sjeff — Fri, 08 May 2009 12:06:32 +0000

Just in time for the new movie, our all Star Trek episode! This episode features reviews of How To Host A Mystery – Star Trek: The Next Generation edition, Star Trek: Voyages of Imagination by Jeff Ayers, IDW’s Star Trek: Countdown, IDW’s Star Trek: The Next Generation The Last Generation Myriad Universe, IDW’s Star Trek: Alien Spotlight, Tokyo Pop’s Star Trek Manga, Graphic Imaging Technology’s Star Trek: The Complete Comic Book Collection, Trekkies 2 on DVD, Star Trek: The Original Series – Season 1 Blu-Ray and Burger King’s Star Trek Movie Glasses and toys.