Rammstein makes porn video

Posted on | September 23, 2009 | 1 Comment

We should all get down on our knees and thank the lightbringer that we live in an age where kickass bands like Rammstein can release a video for the song “Pussy” and have it just basically be a hardcore porn video starring themselves and hot chicks. I quote from the lyrics, some of which are in English: “You’ve got a pussy / I have a dick / So what’s the problem / Let’s do it quick.” That’s so stupid and simple it’s approaching brilliant. Rammstein has become that twisted band that is playing in the background of all those movies about a dystopian future.

Don’t believe me? Watch the video for yourself. TOTALLY NSFW: http://www.visit-x.net/rammstein/

Episode 49

Posted on | September 20, 2009 | 3 Comments

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Features reviews of The IT Crowd on DVD, RiffTrax: Best of Shorts Volume 1 & 2 on DVD, I am White Ninja and You are my Pickle Sidekick by Scott Bevan and Kent Earle, Dynamite Comics and WildStorm’s Freddy vs. Jason vs. Ash, Capcom’s Marvel vs. Capcom 2, THQ’s Red Faction: Guerrilla and Doug Ecks joins The Famous Paul for a special report at the recent Star Trek Convention.

The President is a Jedi

Posted on | September 18, 2009 | 2 Comments

How I wish this were true.

CouchCast 21 – ballerinas, razorwire & rubik

Posted on | September 16, 2009 | 5 Comments

CouchCast 21 arrives, fresh from the fetid loins of a demon wildebeest, slavering for the sickly sweet aroma of delicious man-flesh! Master Torgo, 80’s Jeff and Dr. Vlarg discuss Patrick Swayze’s death, Disney’s D23 Expo, Star Tours, Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides, Kurt Cobain in Guitar Hero 5, Joss Whedon, Dollhouse, Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog, EA’s questionably awesome marketing methods, Vampire Diaries stars getting arrested, the Season Finale of True Blood, Star Wars Galaxies, Battleship, Candyland, a new Dune movie, Clue, Monopoly, Robert Jordan’s wheel of Time, DC Entertainment, Rubik the amazing cube and more!

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